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Sunday, February 04, 2024

Sewer! Or! Death!

We are playing a game of “is it sewer or dead animal” right now. We have so much experience, but somehow we are still not very good at it 🤣 

Both toilets clogging/gurgling, and smell emanating from the bathroom? Must be sewer, right? Nope, camera from roof vent through to city main shows it is clear. Toilet problems got fixed, and smell continued to get worse. So probably dead animal (most likely a rat, since we know they are here), in the wall between the two bathrooms.

It is awful and disgusting, but I keep imagining that we are contestants on a horrible game show. The theme music plays, and then the studio audience shouts “Sewer! Or! Death!” And the game is just our lives, and there are no winners. It’s probably German.

In all seriousness, Jeff spent almost an hour in our crawl space yesterday, unsuccessfully trying to locate the presumed dead animal. It was both hilarious and terrifying. 



We cannot get out of this house fast enough 🤣

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